
i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome
you know this song.every word.
every syllable.
every letter.
every accent.
every punctuation.
every pause.
every beat.
every time signature.
always reblog.
it’s 2013 and there still isn’t a bridge from america to europe
you know we have airplanes right?
i like how netflix gives you 15 seconds in between each episode to get your life in check
you know this song.every word.
every syllable.
every letter.
every accent.
every punctuation.
every pause.
every beat.
every time signature.
always reblog.

omg im gonna do this with my kids for every grade until they finish high school and they will hate me for it but love me for it when theyre 70










